Last night's performance

While driving home from Rotary Wheels, J decides he is hungry. It's kind of late and a lot of places are closed. Of course, McDonald's is open. Isn't it always? We pull up to the drive thru and this is what happens . . . (I apologize in advance if I offend anyone with the BEEEEEPs.)

Worker: Welcome to McDonald's. Hold please.
J: Okay.

After waiting about five minutes and no cars in front of us . . .

Me: I think he forgot about us. Remind him we're here. Just say "okay, I'm ready" and see what happens.
J: Okay, I'm ready.
Worker: One minute.

Another five minutes later and no cars in front of us . . .

Worker: Okay, what would you like?
J: I'll take a medium fry.
Worker: One minute.
J: I've been waiting here for 10 {BEEEEEP} {BEEEEEP} minutes already. This is {BEEEEEP} ridiculous. You dumb {BEEEEEP}. What are you, retarded?
Me: {in shock – J never gets mad, usually it is me acting a fool!}
J: {continuing his rant}
Me: Oh. My. Gosh! J, drive off, RIGHT NOW! Stop yelling and drive! {pinching his arm}
J: {drives slowly up to the window and gawks at the worker}
Me: What are you doing!? We're leaving . . . NOW! Drive!
J: {slowly circles the building before leaving the parking lot}

Our conversation on the way home . . .

Me: WHOA – what brought that on?
J: I'm sick of dumb workers. This always happens at McDonald's.
Me: Have you ever done that before?
J: Yes
Me: What? Really? How long ago? Since we've been dating?
J: It's been a few years – before we were dating.
Me: Do you feel better? Did you get your anger out?
J: No. I'm still hungry!

Is that not the most hilarious thing ever? I laughed for a good few minutes just replaying it in my head when I got home. The funniest part is, if you know us in real life, then you know that I'm the angry one who will go off in a split second and J, on the other hand, is the one who is always so well-mannered and calm.

And he calls me angry!

Hope you got a good laugh! Happy Friday!